The best ever English to hindi dictionary for guys: xcuse me= sun chutiye; stupid= abe gandu; get out= Nikal bhosdike; I m in problem = Yaar Loude lag gaye; I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar; Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai; Would u like to have this= lega laudu; Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike; He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai; I'm sorry = maa chuda; Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?; I 4give u! = muh mei le le; No = ghanta; Too small= jhaant barabar; Too big= gaandfaadu; Difficulty= gaand faat gayi; We rock= maa chod di; And finally the best one: Dost= laude......:D :D :D

Ek Bar Rat Ko Babu Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga To Biwi Boli: “Please Aaj Rehne Do, Mera Upwas Hai..” Babu Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: “Bhenchod Mere Land Pe Kyaa Aata Laga Hai, Jo Tera Upwas Toot Jayegaa”

Request Ki Limit Kya Ho Sakti Hai?... Jab Koi Ladka Kisi Ladki Ka Zabardasti Rape Kar Raha Ho Aur Ladki Rote Hue Bole Ladki: “Bhaiya Please Condom To Laga Lo“

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Gaanv Mein Ladke Ki Shadi Tay Hui, Vo Apne Sasur Ko Bola. Ladka: “Sasur Ji, Mujhe Dahej Mein Ek Motorcycle Bhi Chahiye” itne m dulhan ka boyfriend GusseSe Bhadakta Hua Bola: “Bho*sdi Ke, Tere Ko Sare Gaanv Ki Taxi De Di, Aur Tujhe Ab Bhi Motorcycle Chahiye“

Cycle aur ladki mein kaya difference hai... Cycle mein g##nd rakh kar tange hilana padta hai.. aur ladki mein tange rakh kar g##nd hilana padta hai.

POTA:"Dadu...Da ­ du batao na Bacche kaise paidahote hai.. ?? . . . . . . DADA:"Aasman se pari aati hai or maa k pet me rakh deti hai.. . . . . . . .. . . . POTA:"Dadu...ab ­ woh suhagraat wala system khatam ho gaya kya.. ??:-@

DUDH AUR LADKI MEIN KYAFARAK HOTA HAI????JAB DUDH GARAM HOTA GAITAB MALAI UPAR ATI HAI...AUR JAB LADKI GARAM HOTIGAG TAB MALAI NEECHE RE ATI HAI@?!,---?,,???

Kisi Budhe Shayar Se Ek Naujawan Ladke Ne PuchhaLadka: “Ustaad Ji, Ye Choot Kya Hoti Hai?”Shayar: “Choot Is A Maal NothingBut Kamaal Andar Se Laal Surrounded By Baal Jo Chode Woh Nihaal Jo Chudwaye Woh Be-Haal“ ...

Ek Aadmi Dukan Se Cigarette LeneGaya,Waha Sales Girl Se Bola.Aadmi: “ Ek Packet Cigarette Dedo ”Sales Girl: “ Ye Lijiye, Cigarette ”Aadmi Wahi Khada Ho Kar Cigarette Peene Laga To Sales Girl Boli.Sales Girl: “ Yahaan Cigarette Peena Mana Hai ”Aadmi Bola: “ Cigarette Bechti Bhi Ho, Aur Mana Bhi Karti Ho? ”Sales Girl: “ Bechti To Main Condom Bhi Hoon, To Kya Ch?dwa Bhi Loon ? “

Ladke ne ladki se jhagda karte karte USKI CHUT me ungli kar diLadki- Madarchod teri ye himmat!Ladka-Tune hi to kaha tha NEECHE ungli karke bat kar..

Conductor: Baccha ko ticket?Rajsthani lady: Iko bhi lagego ke? Yo tho abaar bobo chuse hai.Conductor: Bobo tho iko baap bhi chuse hai. To uke bhi free me bitha lu ke? :D

Gaand Faadu ProposalBoy: Tere pas lund hai...??Girl: Nahi, YBoy: Mera legi ??

Class Mein Ek Nayi Ladki Aayi To Pappu ke Mann Mein Usko Patane Ka Khayal AyaVo Us Ladki Ke Pass Gaya Aur BolaPappu: “Agar Tum 1 MinuteMein Apna Weight 500grams Kam Kar Do To, Tum Bahut Hi Jyada SunderAur Sexy Lagogi, Aur Main Tumhe Pyar Bhi Karunga”Ladki Khush Hoke Boli: “Achha, Isliye Liye Mujhe Kya Karna Hoga?”Pappu: “Bas Apne Kapde Utaar Do“

Purane Time Ki Baat Hai, Jab India Pe British Raaz Tha.Santa Ka Man Ek Din Tandoori Chicken Khane Ka Kara To Ek Restraunt Mein GayaPar Wahaan Bahar Bord Pe Likha Tha: “Only For British People”Santa Fir Bhi Kisi Tarha Se Lad Jhagad Ke Andar Pahuncha Aur Tandoori Chicken Ka Order DiyaOrder To Aa Gaya, Par SaathMein Manager Ek British Police Wale Ko Bhi Le AayaPolice Wala: “Tum Ye Chiken Nahi Kha Sakte, Jo Tum Is Chicken Ke Saath Karoge Wo Main Tumhare Sath Karunga, Agar Tu Iski Taang Todega To Main Teri Taang Tod Dunga”Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Pareshan Ho Gaya, Par Achanak Se Uske Dimag Ki Batti Jali,Usne Chicken Ki Gaand Ki Jagha Ungli Dali Aur MasalaNikaal Kar Chatne Lag Gaya,Phir Apni Pant Utar Kar Police Wale Ki Taraf Gaand Kar Ke Bola.Santa: “Lo Janab Haazir Hai“

Mastar- Aaj Sab Dohe Bolenge, PehleGolu Tum Bolo.Golu- Chidiya Baithi Daal Par, Diya UsneMoot,Sab Bachche Jor Se Bolo,Santa Ki Maa Ki Chut.Master- ShaBaash Ab santa Bolega.Santa- Kutta Khada Sadak Par,DiyaUsne Moot,Golu Ki Maa Ka Bhosda, Master KiMaa KiChut.=D

1980-Suhagrat ke Pahle Dulhan KoSaheli Kya Sikhaati Thi?Chillana Mat Wo Jo Kare Karne Dena2013- "Jor Se Chillana Taki use Lage KiOpening Batsman wahi Hai" =))