Aaj Kal K Bache Bhi Bade Kaminey Hote Hai.. . Miss:" Ek Dafa Ka Zikar tha, Akbar Badshah Apne Bistar Pe Lete the ki, . . A Boy Interrupts Her, Bacha:" Miss.. Rahul Mere Lunch Box ko khol Raha Hai.. . . Miss:" Rahul.!! Mai Thappad Maar Dungi, Baith Jao Aaram Se, . . Accha Bachon Mai Kaha thi...?? . . Bache:" Akbar Ke Bistar Par.. madam Shocked Bache Rocked

“Teacher Sex Education Ke Period Mein Bachho Ko Samjha Raha Thha. Teacher: “Sex Ke Time Condom Use Karne Se Safety Rahti Hai Aur Enjoyment Mein Fark Nahi Padta.” Ek Ladki Jisne Pahle Sex Kiya Hua Thha, Ye Sun Kar Boli. Ladki: “Mam, Polytheen Mein Rasgulla Daal Ke Chooso, Pata Chal Jayega KiFarak Padta Hai Ya Nahi?“

Ek Baap Apne 5th Class Mein Pad Rahe Bachhe Ko Knowledge Dene Ke Liye Bata Raha Thha. Baap: “Pata Hai Bache KaisePaida Hote Hain?” Bacha: “Iss Main Aisi Kya Baat Hai, Mujhe Toh Yeh Bhi Pata Hai Kaise Paida Nahi Hote.“

Bacha Apni Teacher Se: “Miss Aap Mujhe Boht Achi Lagti Hain, Main Aap se Shaadi Karna Chahta Hon” Miss Gusse Se: “Mujhe Bachhon Se Sakht Nafrat Hai” Bacha: “Miss, Main Try Karunga Ke Bachay Na Hon,Hum Condom Use Kar Liya Karenge.“

Mastar- Aaj Sab Dohe Bolenge, PehleGolu Tum Bolo.Golu- Chidiya Baithi Daal Par, Diya UsneMoot,Sab Bachche Jor Se Bolo,Santa Ki Maa Ki Chut.Master- ShaBaash Ab santa Bolega.Santa- Kutta Khada Sadak Par,DiyaUsne Moot,Golu Ki Maa Ka Bhosda, Master KiMaa KiChut.=D

18+ Jokes A boss has to interview 4 girls for a secretary position. He asked the same question to each one of them. Boss: "A woman normally has lips in 2 different places. What's the difference between the two? First Girl: "one is hairy, the other isn't " . Boss: "OK.. good!" Second Girl: "one can talk but the other can't ". Boss:"that's better!" Third Girl: "one is vertical &the other is horizontal ". Boss: "Hmm.. clever!" Last Girl: "one is for me & the other is for my Boss ". Boss: "you are hired !!!: