The best ever English to hindi dictionary for guys: xcuse me= sun chutiye; stupid= abe gandu; get out= Nikal bhosdike; I m in problem = Yaar Loude lag gaye; I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar; Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai; Would u like to have this= lega laudu; Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike; He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai; I'm sorry = maa chuda; Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?; I 4give u! = muh mei le le; No = ghanta; Too small= jhaant barabar; Too big= gaandfaadu; Difficulty= gaand faat gayi; We rock= maa chod di; And finally the best one: Dost= laude......:D :D :D

Kamini Ladkiya Boy:" Movie chalo.. . Girl:" Nahi Wahan tum mujhe touch karoge.. . Boy:" Nahi karunga.. . Girl:" Mera haath pakdoge.. . Boy:" Nahi pakdunga.. . Girl:" Mujhe kiss karoge.. . Boy:" Nahi karunga.. . Girl:" Toh fir mujhe kyu le ke jaa raha hai dhakkan.. apni behen ke saath hi chala jaa... . . www.facebook.com/teriyaadaanelagii

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Girl To Pappu:" Jaanu main apna purse ghar pe bhool aayi.. Mujhe Rs.1000 ki zarurat hai plz de doge . . . . . Pappu:" kar di na chhoti baat, pagli ye le . . . . . . Rs.10, Riksha kar ke purse leaa..

1- Santa ko ek bar banta nekhane per bulaya.. Santa jab banta ke ghar aaya to ghar per lock laga tha aur likha tha "dekha kaisa ullu banaya.." . . Santa ne hoshiyari dikhai aur neeche likh diya "main to aaya hi nahin tha.." \m/ . . 2- Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya:" Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha:" Body Aa Gayi Kya.. ?? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.. Santa:" Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.. . . 3- Santa at petrol pump Bhai 1rska petrol daal do.. . . Salesman:" Bhai itna sara petrol dalva ke kahan jana hai.. ?? Santa:" Jana kahan hai hum to aise hi paise udaate hain.. . . 4- Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha.. Wife romantic hokar:" Kuchkarne ka irada hai kya.. ?? Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:" Mere garam pani se kyu nahayi Kameeni.. . . 5- Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.. Mechanic:" Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon.. ?? Santa:" Nahin be, Dono sideki daal de warna phir Paise nai dunga.. . . 6- Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha... Santa use gaur se dekhte huye bola:" Bhai sahab, aapstart nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.. ?? . . 7- In exam hall a girl to santa:" Mujhe bas is answerki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.. SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha, fir dhire se bola:" “The” . . 8- Santa:" Dettol sabun hai.. ?? . Dukandaar:" Hai, . Santa:" Accha wala.. ?? . Dukndar:" Haan.. . Santa:" Acchi quality ka hai na.. ?? . Dukandar:" Haan.. . . . Santa:" Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.. . . 9- Santa ke lips jale hue the . Banta:" Kaise jale . Santa:" Wife ko railway steation drop karne gaya tha.. . Banta:" To.. ?? . Santa:" Khushi ke mare.. Train ke engine ko choom liya.. Dont Forget to comment and Share...

1 Kamina Bachha apni Toy Train se khel rha tha aur Bar-Bar bol raha tha, ''Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao, Jis KAMINE ne utarna hai utar jao . . Uske BAAP ne uski train rokke 1 zor se thappad laga diya Bachha thodi der roke chup ho gaya aur fir shuru ho gaya, ''Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao, Jis KAMINE ne utrna hai utar jao.. . . Pehle hi kisi KUTTE ki wajahse Train 10 min late ho gayi hai.

Ek Bikhari So Raha Tha Usnee Apne Samne Board Laga Rakha tha.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . "Kripya Katore me Note Dale... chhutte Daal ke Neennd Kharab Na Kare...

Dadaji:" Beta zara mere daant lana.. . . Pota:" Lekin abhi roti to paki nahi hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . . . Dadaji:" Abe, Roti ko mar goli samne wali budiya smile de rahi hai..

Ek college ke kuch ladke Roz ek hotel me jate aur Ekwaiter ko khoob pareshan karte the.. . . Ek din unhe apni galti ka ehsaas hua aur Unhone waiter ko 10 rupiya Tip dekar maafi mangi . . Sorry bhai, Aaj ke baad hum tumhe Kabhi pareshan nahi krenge.." . . Waiter khush hokar bola Thanx bhai, . . main bhi waada karta hoon Ki aaj ke baad aap logo ki coffee me THUKA nahi krunga..

Baap (Bahot Gusse me):" Sharab, Cigarette, Ladkiyan Ye Sab Tumhari Jaan k Dushman Hain.. . . . . . . . . . . Beta (Proudly ):" Jo Insaan Apne Dushmano Se Bhaag jaye.. Wo Mard Nahi Hota Papa..

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