Blind man in a Hotel.. Manager- Menu Sir? Man- I'm blind, just bring me ur kitchen spoon. I'll Smell it & order. Manager got a spoon. Blind Smelt & said "Yes, I'll have lamb with season Potatoes. "Unbelievable !" said the manager. Every week he was correct. Once manager wanted to trick him. He went to the kitchen andtold his wife Maria "Rub this spoon in ur PUSSY" Blind man smelt & said, "Oh! My classmate Maria also works here!;)=))