1. Harbhajan Singh gets married. During suhag raat he asks his wife " r u a virgin ?" she replies " kar di na sardaron wali baat, Spinner ko kabhi nayi ball mili hai ... . . . .2. Beta kya kaam karte ho? "Ji samaj seva karta Hoon." Matlab? "Gire huve ko uthata hoon, Bichade huye ko Milata hoon" Woh Kaise? "Bra banata hoon." . . . .3. Ek sardar road pe potty karraha tha.. Police ne use pakad liya.. Jab use le jaane lage to Sardar bola, "O KAANOON K RAKHWALO! SABOOT TO UTHALO!!" ;-)