The best ever English to hindi dictionary for guys: xcuse me= sun chutiye; stupid= abe gandu; get out= Nikal bhosdike; I m in problem = Yaar Loude lag gaye; I am scared= gaand phati hui hai yaar; Where r u= Abbey Kahan maa chuda raha hai; Would u like to have this= lega laudu; Not possible!!!= chal bhosdike; He is a very bad person= Bada madarchod hai; I'm sorry = maa chuda; Where r u? = kahan gaand mara raha hai?; I 4give u! = muh mei le le; No = ghanta; Too small= jhaant barabar; Too big= gaandfaadu; Difficulty= gaand faat gayi; We rock= maa chod di; And finally the best one: Dost= laude......:D :D :D

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