Saas bahu se -Mere pote ki sakal mere bete jaisi Q nahi? Bahu apni saree upar kar k tangekhol k boli Ye CH##T hai CH##T, 14 megapixel ka digital camera nahi

after marrige mom asked her daughter maa:beta tune vo sadi pheni jo mene tuje di thi beti:maa ek hafte se inhone kachibi nai pehene di or ap sari ki bat kar rae ho

Husband ne magazine pardhte hue pass leti.. biwi ki ch##t main ungli Kardi.. Biwi: Oh jaano kholu kya Sex ka mood hai? Husband: Nahi page palantne k liye ungli geeli ki hai

Ek Bar Rat Ko Babu Apni Biwi Ke Sath Sex Karne Laga To Biwi Boli: “Please Aaj Rehne Do, Mera Upwas Hai..” Babu Gusse Mein Aakar Bola: “Bhench#d Mere L#nd Pe Kyaa Aata Laga Hai, Jo Tera Upwas Toot Jayegaa”

SuhagRaat me Sardar Lu#d pe Da!ryM!lk Chocolate Mal Rha Tha. Biwi- Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho? Sardar:Shubh Kaam Se Pehle Tumhara Muh Mitha Karne ki taiyyari kar raha hu.

POTA:"Dadu...Da ­ du batao na Bacche kaise paidahote hai.. ?? . . . . . . DADA:"Aasman se pari aati hai or maa k pet me rakh deti hai.. . . . . . . .. . . . POTA:"Dadu...ab ­ woh suhagraat wala system khatam ho gaya kya.. ??:-@

Choot ka na do vasta . . . . . .Khol rhi hu braKr lo nasta

Doodhwala Lagataar Ek Aurat Ki Door-BellBaja Raha Tha.Aurat Naha Rahi Thi So Onnchi Awaaj MeinGusse Se Boli:“Bhaiya Kitna Dabaoge, Ab Bas BhiKaro, Tumse Achchha Toh Paperwala Hai, JoChup-Chaap Neeche Se Daal DetaHai“

Ladki Ke Honto Mein Jo Ras Hai, wohi Somras hai,Uske Seene Pe Jo Aam Hai, Wo hiChaar Dhan Hai,Niche Jo Ek Wann (Jungle) Hai, Wo hi Vrindawan hai,Wann Mein Jo Dwar Hai, Wo hi Haridwar hai.

7th Class Ki Ek Ladki Ko Night Club Mein Dekhkar College Ki Ladki Ne Hairani Se Us Se PuchhaLadki: “Tum Itni Choti Si Hokar IsClub Mein Kya Kar Rahi Ho?”Bachhi: “Jab Irado Mein Ho Hausla To Body Mein Kyu Nahi?”Ladki Ko Samjh Na Aaya To UsnePucha: “Kya?”Bachhi Muskurate Hue: “Aunty, Sirf 2 Boobs Ka Hi To Farak Hai, Aa Jayenge“

A woman gave birth to six babies& on seeing this, she goes out off her hospital bed & slapped her husband &shouted, "I told you not to go doggy style". -------------------------------------------------------------------------. .

1980-Suhagrat ke Pahle Dulhan KoSaheli Kya Sikhaati Thi?Chillana Mat Wo Jo Kare Karne Dena2013- "Jor Se Chillana Taki use Lage KiOpening Batsman wahi Hai" =))