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1- Santa ko ek bar banta nekhane per bulaya.. Santa jab banta ke ghar aaya to ghar per lock laga tha aur likha tha "dekha kaisa ullu banaya.." . . Santa ne hoshiyari dikhai aur neeche likh diya "main to aaya hi nahin tha.." \m/ . . 2- Santa ka Padosi Mar Gaya:" Wo Uske Ghar Gaya or Pucha:" Body Aa Gayi Kya.. ?? Tabhi Body Lekar Ambulance Aa Gayi.. Santa:" Lo Batao, Kitni Lambi Umar Hai.. . . 3- Santa at petrol pump Bhai 1rska petrol daal do.. . . Salesman:" Bhai itna sara petrol dalva ke kahan jana hai.. ?? Santa:" Jana kahan hai hum to aise hi paise udaate hain.. . . 4- Wife bathroom se naha ke nikli to Santa use ghur raha tha.. Wife romantic hokar:" Kuchkarne ka irada hai kya.. ?? Santa 2 thappad maar ke bola:" Mere garam pani se kyu nahayi Kameeni.. . . 5- Santa Car ki Battery change karwane gaya.. Mechanic:" Sahab, Exide ki Daal doon.. ?? Santa:" Nahin be, Dono sideki daal de warna phir Paise nai dunga.. . . 6- Ek admi khade-khade chaabi se apna kaan khujla raha tha... Santa use gaur se dekhte huye bola:" Bhai sahab, aapstart nahi ho rahe to dhakka lagau.. ?? . . 7- In exam hall a girl to santa:" Mujhe bas is answerki starting bata do baki main likh lungi.. SANTA ne dhyan se idhar-udhar dekha, fir dhire se bola:" “The” . . 8- Santa:" Dettol sabun hai.. ?? . Dukandaar:" Hai, . Santa:" Accha wala.. ?? . Dukndar:" Haan.. . Santa:" Acchi quality ka hai na.. ?? . Dukandar:" Haan.. . . . Santa:" Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.. . . 9- Santa ke lips jale hue the . Banta:" Kaise jale . Santa:" Wife ko railway steation drop karne gaya tha.. . Banta:" To.. ?? . Santa:" Khushi ke mare.. Train ke engine ko choom liya.. Dont Forget to comment and Share...

Santa ne blade se apni girlrfrd kanaam hath parlikha.5 min baad jor jor se rone laga.Banta: kyu rote ho.?Santa: bhenchod LADO ki jagahLODA likh liya.

Purane Time Ki Baat Hai, Jab India Pe British Raaz Tha.Santa Ka Man Ek Din Tandoori Chicken Khane Ka Kara To Ek Restraunt Mein GayaPar Wahaan Bahar Bord Pe Likha Tha: “Only For British People”Santa Fir Bhi Kisi Tarha Se Lad Jhagad Ke Andar Pahuncha Aur Tandoori Chicken Ka Order DiyaOrder To Aa Gaya, Par SaathMein Manager Ek British Police Wale Ko Bhi Le AayaPolice Wala: “Tum Ye Chiken Nahi Kha Sakte, Jo Tum Is Chicken Ke Saath Karoge Wo Main Tumhare Sath Karunga, Agar Tu Iski Taang Todega To Main Teri Taang Tod Dunga”Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Pareshan Ho Gaya, Par Achanak Se Uske Dimag Ki Batti Jali,Usne Chicken Ki Gaand Ki Jagha Ungli Dali Aur MasalaNikaal Kar Chatne Lag Gaya,Phir Apni Pant Utar Kar Police Wale Ki Taraf Gaand Kar Ke Bola.Santa: “Lo Janab Haazir Hai“