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Nayi dulhan ko dulhe ne Suhagrat pe muh dikhai ke Rs 25,000 diye.. Dulhan itne sare paise Dekh kar Ghabra ke boli: Suno ji pura khandaan THOKEGA kya...?
Jeethalal ,tarak aur BABITA KI CHUDAI . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Hello everyone..I am lovebird again with next part of my story. Thank u everyone for your valuable comments...I got very much comments from different readers. Is story par bhi commentsjrur krna friends. For girls only my email is birdinlove12345@ gmail.Com contact for most enjoyable moments of ur life. Secrecy is guaranteed. So i am writing next part of this story. Last story mein tarak aur jetha babita ko chodne ka plan bnate hain. Last night tarak aur anjali ne bhut acha tym spend kiya tha to wo dono bhut khush the. Idhrjetha ka bhi whi haal tha.Next morning(sunday) Anjali: tarak uthiye subah ho gyi hai.. Tarak: anjali sone do na, aaj ka din to milta hai aram k liye. Waise bhi main bhut thak chuka hun rat ka. Anjali(in mood): acha ji.. Abhi btati hun.. Anjali tarak ki lower utar deti hai aur lund choosne lag jati hai tarak ko uthane k liye. Odhar jetha lal bhi so rha hota hai. To daya aati hai aur bolti hai.. Daya: meri jaan uth jayiye..(bcz tappu n jetha'sfather arent home) Jetha: sone de na daya, aaj babu ji ne nhi jgaya totu mujhe tang rhi hai. Daya: uthiye aapko ek mast khabar sunati hun. Jetha: mujhe nhi sun ni teri kapdo pe sale wali baat. Daya: nhi ji kuch aur baat hai.. Namkeen wali.. (jethake chimti kaat ti hue bolti hai) Jetha: arre baba bta. Daya: pta hai jab aaj mainbahar balcony mein gyi tomaine dekha k bhide bhaimadbhi bhabhi k mummedba rhe the. Main chup kr unhe dekhne lgi. (jetha bhi mood mein aa jata hai) Jetha: acha to fir. Daya: main apne wali sidepe chupi thi aur dekh rhi thi k bhide bhai madbhi bhabhi ke mumme bdi jorjor se dba rhe the. Fir uhnone madbhi bhabhi ke mumme bahr nikal diye. Arre baba ye bde mumme the madhbi bhabhi ke. Idhar jetha daya ke mumme bahr nikal deta hai aur dbane lg jata hai. Jetha: fir kya hua?? Kisi nedekha nhi?? Daya: nhi ji itni subah konbahr aata hai. Fir dono andar chle gye jrur unhone acha sex kiya hoga. Jetha: ja re dhobi mood khrab kr diya. Daya: jaan age to suno.. Jetha: bta... (in bit sad mode) Daya: jab main andar aane lgi to dekha k iyer bhai ja rhe the. Aur babita ji uhne bahr tak chodne aaye the. "you all knw babita ki baat sun kar jetha charge ho jata hai" Jetha: fir... (full of energy) Daya: wha par bhi esa hi kuch hua. Iyer bhai babita ji ke mumme choosne ki koshish kr rhe the. Par babita ji ne mna kr diya. Jetha: acha hi hua.. Daya: kya?? Jetha: ( baat sambalte hue) arre acha hi hua k wha pe esa kuch nhi hua. Warna kya ijjat reh jati babita ji ki society mein. Daya: haan ye to hai.. Chloutho muh hath dho lo main chae naashta lgati hu.. Jetha apna phone uthata hai aur tarak ko phone krta hai.. Jetha: gud moning mehta sahib Tarak: gud mrng jetha lal Jetha: mehta sahib iyer gya.. Arre kuch kriye jaldi... Maine raat se bhut mushkil control kiya hai.. Tarak: chlo aadhe ghante mein niche milo. Fir jetha aur tarak nha dho kr nashta kr ke milte hain.. Tarak: aao bhi jetha lal kaise ho?? Jetha: kya puchte ho mehta sahib. Bhut mushkil mein hun.. Tarak: chlo mere ghr ki outside mein bethte hain. Jetha: mehta sahib jaldi kro na. Mujh se wait nhi hota. Tarak: ruko yar. Main ek phone call krlu. Jetha: arre aap bhi ajeeb baat krte hain. Mera lund raat se beth nhi rha. Jaldi kro mujhe babita ji ki mast mumme muh mein dal kr unhe chodna hai.. Waise mehta sahib ye to btao k aap kaise kroge babita ji ko tyar. Tarak: arre jetha lal isi liyeto phn kr rha hu. Mera ek dost iyer ke sath kam krtahai .Aur uska iyer ke ghr kafi aana jana hai. Wo btarha tha ek bar k babita iyer se khush nhi hai. Usne btaya tha ke babita uske sath sex chat krti hai. Jetha: to mehta sahib jaldikro. Jaldi se program nakki kro. Tarak: han abhi krta hun. Tark apne dost ko phn krta hai. Wo bhi iyer k sath project k liye gya hota hai. Tarak use kehta hai k wo babita ko sex k liye ptaye kyuki iyer ghar se bahr hai. Aur uski jgah wo sex k liye jayenge. Wo esa hi krta hai. Tarak aur jetha babita ke ghr pejate hain aur door bell bjate hain. Babita door open krti hai.Babita sirf bra penty mein hoti hai jaise tarak k dost ne use kha hota hai. Par gate pe jetha aur tarak ko dekh krwo chaunk jati hai.Aur gate band krne lgti hai. Par jetha aur tarak jorse darwaja khol dete hain.Andar ghoos jate hain. Babita: pls aap jaiye mujhe shrm aa rhi hai. Tarak: acha to hmare sathsex chat krte hue sharm nhi aati?? Babita:(bit relaxed) aapke sath??? Tarak: han mere sath aur jetha lal bhi sath hota hai. Babita(kamukta se) : usme hi to jannat hai. Friends ab mere hath dard hone lge hain story type kr krke. Baki story next part mein. Kaise tarak aur jetha babita ki fuddi ka bhosda bnate hain aur madbhi ko nangikrke sodhi chodta hai. Aurbad mein gokuldhaam sex festival hota hai. Aur tappu sena ke naked race aur ek ajab inaam milta hai unhe. Ye sab aage stories mein aayega. Do post your comments. Thanks for reading.
why r women considered stronger than men ?ans: b'coz they carry 2 mountains on their chest where as men carryjust 2 stones with the help of crane!--------------------------------------------------------------------------11.Bhapaji bargained a woman in his shop "chunni wichon te kujh nahi labda,kameez wichon do labh jaande ne, te salwaar wich te pallayon paana penda hai"--------------------------------------------------------------------------12.A man reads a book in a bed next to his wife & his finger went to tease his wife's pussy.Wife asks "you want sex?"."No,just to wet my finger to turn the page!"--------------------------------------------------------------------------13.lady to doctor "a vibrator stuck in my pussy "Doctor "laydown , I will take it out"Lady "NO!, pls. change its battery".--------------------------------------------------------------------------14.Rail ki patri par mat hagaa karo, train aayegi gaand kat jaayegi.abhi haath se gaand dhotay ho, baad mein gaand se haath dho baithogay!!!!!!!!!!--------------------------------------------------------------------------15.A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked asardar:"sardar ji ,sandwich loge? "sardar ji replied,"o, kamliye sand wich kyon? room wich kyon nahi?"-----------------------------------------------------------------------16.lady :" doctor, i feel very weak."Dr: " how many times do u have sex?"lady: " 5 times, mon- fri."Dr: " cut down wed."lady:" but thats the only day i m with my husband! "--------------------------------------------------------------------------17.A woman gave birth to six babies& on seeing this, she goes out off her hospital bed &slapped her husband & shouted, "I told you not to go doggy style ".--------------------------------------------------------------------------18.A 25 year boy married a 65 year woman. after two days boy died,because he drank expired milk.--------------------------------------------------------------------------19.A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing .He was happy with the hole &She was happy with the thing!---------------------------------------------------------------------20.A Sardar was urinating beside a car. A Foreigner said to him "AAPKE YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"
Gaanv Mein Ladke Ki Shadi Tay Hui, Vo Apne Sasur Ko Bola. Ladka: “Sasur Ji, Mujhe Dahej Mein Ek Motorcycle Bhi Chahiye” itne m dulhan ka boyfriend GusseSe Bhadakta Hua Bola: “Bho*sdi Ke, Tere Ko Sare Gaanv Ki Taxi De Di, Aur Tujhe Ab Bhi Motorcycle Chahiye“

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