why r women considered stronger than men ?ans: b'coz they carry 2 mountains on their chest where as men carryjust 2 stones with the help of crane!--------------------------------------------------------------------------11.Bhapaji bargained a woman in his shop "chunni wichon te kujh nahi labda,kameez wichon do labh jaande ne, te salwaar wich te pallayon paana penda hai"--------------------------------------------------------------------------12.A man reads a book in a bed next to his wife & his finger went to tease his wife's pussy.Wife asks "you want sex?"."No,just to wet my finger to turn the page!"--------------------------------------------------------------------------13.lady to doctor "a vibrator stuck in my pussy "Doctor "laydown , I will take it out"Lady "NO!, pls. change its battery".--------------------------------------------------------------------------14.Rail ki patri par mat hagaa karo, train aayegi gaand kat jaayegi.abhi haath se gaand dhotay ho, baad mein gaand se haath dho baithogay!!!!!!!!!!--------------------------------------------------------------------------15.A girl selling SANDWICH on the beach in goa, asked asardar:"sardar ji ,sandwich loge? "sardar ji replied,"o, kamliye sand wich kyon? room wich kyon nahi?"-----------------------------------------------------------------------16.lady :" doctor, i feel very weak."Dr: " how many times do u have sex?"lady: " 5 times, mon- fri."Dr: " cut down wed."lady:" but thats the only day i m with my husband! "--------------------------------------------------------------------------17.A woman gave birth to six babies& on seeing this, she goes out off her hospital bed &slapped her husband & shouted, "I told you not to go doggy style ".--------------------------------------------------------------------------18.A 25 year boy married a 65 year woman. after two days boy died,because he drank expired milk.--------------------------------------------------------------------------19.A couple recently married was happy with the whole thing .He was happy with the hole &She was happy with the thing!---------------------------------------------------------------------20.A Sardar was urinating beside a car. A Foreigner said to him "AAPKE YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"