Ek Baar Pappu Ki Kisi Baat Pe Apni Girlfriend Se LadayiHo Gayi. Dono Mein Ladayi Karte Karte Baat Yaha Tak Aa Gayi Ki Breakup Ki naubat Aa Gayi. Ladki Ne Gusse Mein Aake Pappu Ko Bhadva Kah Diya Tab Pappu Ko Gussa Aya Aur Vo Apni Girlfriend Ko Bola Pappu: “Sali Kuttixa Randi, Apne Lxnd Pe Ghungroo Bandh Ke Tujko Aise Chxdunga Ki Tere Baap Aur Mohalle Walo Ko Lagega Ki Kirtan Ho Raha Hai“

Waqt kehta hai mujhe gawa mat,Dil kehta hai mujhe laga mat,Pyar kehta hai mujhe aazma mat,Aur aaj-kal ki girlfriend kehti hai,Daal Chutiye ghabra mat....!

Girlfriend to Boyfriend: "Agar tumne mujhe dhoond liya to Hum "Sex" karenge." B;;)yfriend: "Agar nahi dhoond saka toh???" :sGirlfriend: "Aisa mat kaho please...Main Darwaaze ke piche Chupungi!!!" >=)---Moral - HORNY Ko Kaun Taal Sakta Hai. ;) :p

Gaand Faadu ProposalBoy: Tere pas lund hai...??Girl: Nahi, YBoy: Mera legi ??

The Most emotional line said by a girl to a boy after break-up-.........................."Jaanu, hilaate waqt to yaad karoge na?

Boy 2 his gf:Kaash me tumhe dekhu,Jb tum kapde Utaro,..Jo dale the TaaR pe sukhne k liye,..Aur Tum Haath me pakdo mera.."Haath"Fir kaho,Mene Tumhare liye kholiHuiHai apni-.."Baahe"Ab to lelo meri.."Har Khushi"Or mujhe dedo apna.."Har Gum"Fir me dhire se kholu tumhari.."Eyes" aur kahuDekh kitna Bada h mera..."DIL"Fir me Tumhari Tango ko Uthau or daluapna..."LUND"Bhai,Har baar majak nahi hota.

BOY : I want us to be in a relationship. GIRL : Its okay but under one condition BOY : Which one ? GIRL : No sex coz am preserving it for my future husband. BOY : Thats okay, I also have my condition GIRL : Which one ? BOY : No using of my money coz am preseving it for my future wife!