1.man 2 wife : business is going down,if u learn to cook we can remove bavarchi.wife : asshole, if u learn to fuck, we can remove driver, gardner & watchman!!!!!!!!--------------------------------------------------------------------------2.Love is not measured by hugging,kissing & sex . luv is respect & trust,accepting a person with open legs..closed eyes..wet lips..saying"push it more"-2--------------------------------------------------------------------------3.The brains of madras, beauty of bengal, wealth of gujrat & strength of punjab.translation: madras di buddi, bangal di fuddi, gujrat da dhan te punjab da lun.--------------------------------------------------------------------------4.Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar hum bhi nahi,besharam tum ho to sharamdaar hum bhi nahi,pyaar ke is mode par aake kehte ho shadishuda hoto kunware hum bhi nahin!--------------------------------------------------------------------------5.Subah-2 jab khirki kholay, fruitwala zore se bole:8 rupay ke 12 kelay, kum paray to mera lelay.--------------------------------------------------------------------------6.Iss jahan main aae ho to ,kuch aaisa kar jaao kadardaan, jiss gali se guzro,aawaaz aae --"ABBAJAAN"-2.--------------------------------------------------------------------------7A good friend is like a good bra. hard to find, very comfortable, supportive,holds u up when r down & alwaysclose to the heart. good day, dear bra...--------------------------------------------------------------------------8.Have sex daily, jab bhi milay woh akeli, woh nahin to uski saheli,saheli nahin to apni hatheli but have sex daily!--------------------------------------------------------------------------9.Palat ke dekh zalim,tamanna hum bhi rakhte hain,husn tum rakhti hoto jawaani hum bhi rakhte hain..gehrai tum rakhti ho to lambaai hum bhi rakhte hain!-------------------------------------------------------