U know who the best goal keeperin the world is ? Ans: WOMEN. Reason is that no matter how much or which way u fuck her, ur balls never go in ! --------------------------------------------------------------------- 82. 2 penis went to see a movie. one said to another," I hope its not a sexy movie, otherwise we will have to stand for 3 hrs !!!! ------------------------------------------------------------------------ 83. Today, STYLE is ..... small car, small watches, small skirts & small mobile phones. Sometime soon a small penis will be in style ,and then u will be" A STYLISH MAN ". ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 84. Rich man to Poor man:" how come you have got a big penis ?" Poor man: " because when I was a little boy I have no other toy to play with !" --------------------------------------------------------------------- 85. What part of the man has no bone but has muscles, has lots of veins, like pumping, & is responsible for making love ? ...................................HEART. ------------------------------------------------------------------- 86. Lady was scolding her maid for her inefficiency.. Angry maid : "At least I m better than u in the bed." Lady (amazed) : "And my husbandtold u this ? " Maid : " No, the DRIVER " --------------------------------------------------------------------- 87. Girl : " mom, what is KHASAM ( husband ) ? Mom : " beti, when u will grow & will become a good girl u will get one. " Girl :" If I do not become good girl?" Mom : " then u will get many !!!!! " ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 88. Gareeb aur boobs hamesha dabtay hain. Museebat aur Lulli kahin bhi khadiho sakti hai. Kismat aur Bra kahin bhi khul sakti hai. ------------------------------------------------------------------- 89. why man does not make whislingsound while passing urine like woman ? B 'coz god has given him 6 inch long SILENCER ! --------------------------------------------------------------------- 90. A man walked into a ladies toilet. A lady who was inside got furious& shouted--" THIS IS EXCLUSIVELY FOR WOMEN " The man, unzipping his pant said-" THIS TOO !!!!!!!" ---------------------------------------------------------------------- 91. Sex life of a couple according to ages:-- 18+ DINRAAT 28+ ROZRAAT 38+ JUMERAAT 48+ CHANDRAAT 58+ JAJBAAT AUR GAL BAAT. --------------------------------------------------------------------- 92. A chinese doctor says a woman has 5 rooms :- Face is Showroom Breast is Playroom Stomach is Store room Vagina is a Guest room Ass is a Emergency room. ---------------------------------------------------------- 93. What is the similarity between man & mouse ? Both of them are in the search of hole ! ----------------------------------------------------------------------- 94. What is a KISS ? Kiss is an inquiry in first floor about vacancy in the ground floor.........! --------------------------------------------------------------------Arz kiya hai---.. " Titanic banaya to kaun sa pahar giraya, akhir woh bhi to ek kasti thi. Aray Taj Mahal to hum bhi banwa sakte dete, humari Mumtaj hi gashti thi..! " ------------------------------------------------ 96. What is the long thing that has a hole at the tip & being inserted into a deep, slimy, hairy hole and can make u feel better ? ....... VICKS INHALER ! --------------------------------------------- 97. Maar chaddapa bed wich aaja, kacchi la ke bund dikhaja, Ni kudiye raand diye.... Kodi hokay lun pawaja kudiye raand diye...! ----------------------------------------------- 98. Chust , Chalaki, Chori , Thaggi hunde kum hushiyari de, Tang Bhosedi, Tikkhe Mommay hunday kudi kawari de.......! ------------------------------------------------- 99. Khud hi ko kar Buland Itna, ke Himalaya pe jaa pahunche, Aur Khuda khud tujse pooche.... Bata CHUTIYE ab utray ga kaisay ! ------------------------------------------------ 100. She took off his pant gently and whispered: " Make me feel like a woman...." He smiled , threw his pant at her and said : " Go wash it ! "