Wife was sure that her husband was having sex with the maid so she laid a trap. One evening she sent the maid home for weekend & didn't tell husband. That night when they wentto bed, the husband gave old story. "Excuse me my dear, my stomach is aching & went to bathroom." The wife promptly went into the maid's bed. She switched the lights off. He came in silently, he wasted no time on words but quickly started having sex. When he finished, wife said, you didn't expect me in this bed, did you?.... & switched on the light. No Madam, said the Watchman. MORAL: Sometimes getting too smart can get you screwed!